Ready for an audit

 is considered a WARNINGWARNING in Sunless Skies.

description
"You're trying to make the Blue Kingdom acknowledge that you were labelled Ephemera in error. This will cause a great deal of embarrassment and consternation across every layer of the bureaucracy."

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desc1

 * [ 0 ] \"To go from Ephemera to Antedeceased you need to prove that you are, as a matter of fact, alive,\" says the Ombudsman. \"That'll require a word of endorsement from a Litigator on your behalf. And coming back from the dead always requires a lot of paperwork, of course, but I can take care of that.\"
 * [ 1 ] You lie on a granite slab while the Ombudsman fusses around you, preparing his tools."
 * [ 2 ] The Ombudsman finishes sewing you back up. You are sore and raw and emptied.

desc2

 * [ 0 ] He looks suddenly uneasy. \"But that's not all. You will also need to submit your internal organs for an audit. You'll be granted a death-exemption for the duration, of course.\"
 * [ 1 ] He lays out saws, scalpels, hammers... Actually, probably best not to look.
 * [ 2 ] You try to lift your limbs, but lack the strength. Even your thoughts feel sluggish."

off_desc1

 * [ 0 ] \"To go from Ephemera to Antedeceased you need to prove that you're actually alive,\" says the Official. \"That'll require a word of endorsement from a Litigator on your behalf. And a ton of paperwork, which I'll have to do while you're stewing in a bucket in the corner.\"
 * [ 1 ] You lie on a granite slab while the Official lays out his tools. He makes sure you can get a good look at each one before he puts it down.
 * [ 2 ] The Official finishes sewing you back up. You are sore and raw and emptied."

off_desc2

 * [ 0 ] His grin, somehow, broadens. \"Oh, did I not mention? You also need to submit your internal organs for audit. Don't worry, it'll hurt me more than it hurts ha ha ha I couldn't even finish saying it.\"
 * [ 1 ] He lays out saws, scalpels, hammers... You decide to study the wall instead.
 * [ 2 ] You try to lift your limbs, but lack the strength. Even your thoughts feel sluggish.

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